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siighed:

some kid in my english class goes by the name squash and my teacher done fucked up and called him zucchini

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thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

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The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe.

Lena Horne (via africantea)
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intpmusings:

Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

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averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

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only tumblr mobile users will get this joke!!

amazign:

Ⓜ️🅰💲💲ℹ️✔️📧 🅿️🅾🅾🅿️

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sweetpeachytea:

apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.

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piplups:

who wants to make out with me for like 4 hours

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sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

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