the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

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  • Mom:why is everything on the floor?
  • Me:gravity mom
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if u wear heels to school i have a few questions:
1. why

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  • me:i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day:*everything fucks up*
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lightning is just the flash on god’s camera when he’s taking selfies

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A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.

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1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic.

14 Struggles Of Being Happy and Social Or Sad and Standoffish With No In-between   (via 1112pm)
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What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?


Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

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why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags


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When Miley Cyrus is naked & licks a hammer it’s “art” and “music”.. but when I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot”

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pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when i do it it’s like i’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

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